So it begins!?

At 9am it appears that Mommy's water broke, so Harriet is definitely
on her way. It's still early labor with contractions pretty far
apart, so nothing is going to happen any time soon.

Let me just say that if this post inspires you to call...don't. Mommy
is excited that something is starting to happen, but still seems to
have a strong distaste for everyone and would as likely claw your eyes
out as eat a bagel with cream cheese (which Daddy was just told he
makes wrong...because I don't put the cream cheese on right...implying
that Daddy is, probably, functionally rhubarb [remember that it's not
nice to say retarded]).

More news as things progress. Daddy is going to take a nap for an
hour because my honey-do list just tripled.

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