The Whole Cracked Traumatic Truth from Daddy

There are monsters that have been waiting, deep in the darkest parts of our imaginations[testicles] and they are coming via their army of orc birthing technicians who pull and wrench at our hearts and flesh, making Daddy come to the brink of insanity.

On the other hand, she's very cute and our doulas were priceless (not like I'm giving them signing rights on my accounts or anything).

My eyes have sunken over an inch into my skull in retreat of the horrors of pumpkin seed poop and random body jerks that make her appear that the Devil is twisting her from the inside.  

I am going to eat coffee cafe...th last of it to be found in the house.  The battle to taste it will be EPIC!

Pics soon.

Daddy